walkablebuffal0 said: I hope you know that /r/fallout posted about your mod a while ago
oh right, that
reddit is weird and confusing and I don’t understand it
HELLO YES GREETING
I HAVE UPDATED AMAZING MOD OF VIDEO NEW VEGAS GAME
x-com: ufo defense is great
so yesterday I put a base in america because the shitheads were unhappy with my ability to murder aliens in their shitty faces(but to be honest after what happened I’d be pretty skeptical too), and the next month the fuckers make a pact with the aliens so I’m up to my neck in alien ships dicking about so I put a skyranger in there
I armed it with an avalanche and a laser cannon. I thought it could take on a large ship. it could not. so after I learned my lesson to not fuck with anything bigger than medium until I have an actual ship, I bought another one. it has like 6000 confirmed kills and graduated top of its class etc
so eventually I begin to think, ‘maybe putting one guy in here armed with a pistol as a joke is a bit silly and maybe I should actually buy a skyranger and a bunch of rookies,’ and so I did. what happened next is 13/10
a medium ship was spotted but I wanted to shoot it down over land, so I avoided it until it was on land and my detroit interceptor could shoot it down, but it landed. what I had was a refueling skyranger in detroit that I JUST BOUGHT with 12 rookies and 12 pistols, and a skyranger full of elite showviet members in best korea, and I thought about it and eventually thought “I GOT THIS” and sent my detroit skyranger into what I thought was going to end horribly. it did not. 12 rookies, 12 pistols, a medium ship full of floaters, and I come out with 6 rookies. would’ve been 7 if my mouse wasn’t being 10 different kinds of shit.
tl;dr I want someone to draw a bunch of ghetto-ass rookies jumping out of a skyranger covered in graffiti, shooting floaters with sideways-pointed pistols.
hello yes is time for jim
review rant about thing in game: war thunder edition
I want to love you, war thunder, I really do, but there is not a single goddamn game in god’s green earth that makes me angrier than war thunder
let’s start with something that isn’t even fucking gameplay: the filter, or lack thereof. there is no swearing filter as far as I recall, but you know what? I can still get banned from talking in every single form of chat if I say ‘fuck’ because the mods are THOSE people, the fucking idiots that ban people for saying titty even though they just got back from a game in which they murdered like 4 dudes in cold blood because they were on the opposing team and roasted at least like 60 tank crewman with their bombs. are you shitting me, I just fucking shot a dude in the fucking face through his cockpit and I can’t say ‘fuck’?
now let’s point out the historical battles: I know they’re supposed to be matchmaking or whatever but why fucking bother with battle of britain and why do you make it an event every 5 fucking days because the germans, which, by the way, can outclimb a fucking space shuttle launching, ALREADY START IN THE FUCKING AIR, while the brits start on the ground with their paper-thin planes that make up for their shitty caliber guns with having 1000 of them but that does not change the fact that the germans are also more armored
now here’s my gripe with tank battles. the germans. the fucking germans. they shouldn’t get 2 tanks in ANYTHING above tier 2 because holy jesus FUCK do they get fucking ridiculously overpowered, we’re talking completely impenetrable from the front by everything short of a 152mm gun tanks that also happen to have an 75 or 88mm gun that disintegrates literally everything from every possible angel because the soviets apparently didn’t believe in armor. literally the only time I win in realistic/sim battle as the soviets is if it’s on ash river, which is the best map because I win on it unless my team is a bunch of fucking retards who couldn’t put 2 and 2 together and capture the FUCKING POINT, which is my next gripe about tank battles.
the players. arcade battle is home of the biggest and dumbest retards in any game you could imagine, these motherfuckers will sit at spawn and shoot at the other guys at the other spawn because they’re too fucking dumb to acknowledge the fact that there are 500 t-34s and tigers shoving their cannons up our collective asses and literally piling on every single cap there is, was, and will be because my team is most likely 90% german tank players who, by the way, do nothing but camp. you know why they camp? because at any distance further than 10 feet, they are invincible.
but one time these 2 fucks shot my IL-2’s wing off while I was climbing and it fell onto both of them, that was pretty great.