Dark Souls II™: Prepare to Die Again Edition© & Knuckles - starring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

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(This review contains some small spoilers.)

((I will not bring up the downgraded lighting system, because that’s already been talked about to death.))

Just a little preface.

I’ve played a lot of Dark Souls. I owned all three versions, PS3, Xbox 360, and PC. Played a lot of it. So much, it was probably unhealthy. I also really liked Demon’s Souls, the predecessor— perhaps even more than its sequel. I also enjoyed From Software’s earlier medieval-fantasy RPG series, King’s Field. I’m a raving fanatic for every RPG From Software has done.

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I’m going to assume if you’re reading this, you’ve probably already played the games, so I don’t have to really go into much detail about previous or current mechanics. This is just my opinion on the game.

Now that my experience with From Software and their games has been stated, I can say with absolute certainty, Dark Souls 2 is rather disappointing.

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